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minus-squarethe_riviera_kid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 days agoHusband: Go ahead and dial you’ll be tried as an accomplice.
minus-squareYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoAlso, do you really want to fuck with a murderer?
minus-squarethe_riviera_kid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days agoMy spouse wouldn’t be scared in the slightest. No fucks given if they get out of doing dishes.
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoI mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoDishes ain’t bad, you get to warm up your hands I guess that’s only a perk for people who run cold like me
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 days agoNo, taking out the trash is worse for me
Husband: Go ahead and dial you’ll be tried as an accomplice.
Also, do you really want to fuck with a murderer?
My spouse wouldn’t be scared in the slightest. No fucks given if they get out of doing dishes.
I mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.
Dishes ain’t bad, you get to warm up your hands
I guess that’s only a perk for people who run cold like me
No, taking out the trash is worse for me