Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can’t handle a magnet?
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
We are just apes with pants
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt
edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website
It’s something like Kleenex. It’s a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company’s trademark (and they’re not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.
I feel like I’ve seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn’t think anything beyond “oh, cool,” and then going about the rest of my day.
Really depends on where you live, I’m sure. But around my area of the US, I don’t think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You’d probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.
The name brand version is honestly the best.
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…
Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
It’s just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they’re using 5g to do that.
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out
Worse than that… they’re probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn’t be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up
God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I’m not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don’t because fuck 'em, that’s why?
If none of these things, try worming tablets.
the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos
so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard
Well they say God watches everything you do and think
Damn, that would make sense…
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?
oooh a Small Gods reference, nice
This is lemmy, you’re gonna get some Pratchett references
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.
