• AmbitiousProcess (they/them)@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    I don’t think so, but he did say while testifying: “He did it. He threw the sandwich,” that the sandwich “exploded all over” his chest and he felt it through his ballistic vest, and that “You could smell the onions and the mustard”.

    The sandwich never left its wrapper.

    The defense attorney finished closing arguments with “This case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich”

    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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      23 hours ago

      They don’t know, you don’t think so. I think… This exemplifies how absurd this shit sandwich show is.