I mean, those ingredients to that meal he has, that sounds good, maybe once or twice a month, if you throw in some kind of fairly large helping of fibrous greens to go along with it, maybe drop half the eggs…

But yeah the rest of this is insane, dude’s gonna end up roiding out within a year or two, balls will shrivel, then onto some kind of harder drugs or serious hallucinogens, which will likely reveal to him that he just is a howling void of insecurity, probably won’t end well.