Vaporeon.

Victor von Doom.

If we’re going for authoritarianism, at least let’s have someone competent in charge.

God would be interesting.

Any of the Minds from Iain M. Banks Culture series, because that would mean the Culture was real and I want to live there.

I guess for a specific one, maybe the Arbitrary? That one seems pretty chill and knows where Earth is:

Also while I’d been away, the ship had sent a request on a postcard to the BBC’s World Service, asking for ‘Mr David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” for the good ship Arbitrary and all who sail in her.’ (This from a machine that could have swamped Earth’s entire electro-magnetic spectrum with whatever the hell it wanted from somewhere beyond Betelgeuse.) It didn’t get the request played. The ship thought this was hilarious.

Is there a fictional character that kills billionaires? If so then that one.

The Doctor from Doctor Who. It’d be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.

trogdor, but instead of burninating the pesants, he burninates the aristocracy.

Superman bc he was created originally to fight Nazis.

Lieutenant Commander Data.

Not a person, but a place. Namely the prison from Red Dwarf where everything you do to someone else, you did to yourself.

Cthulhu. There is only one way to properly cleanse this world.

Me having a good day

Motoko Kusanagi.

How, is she when she doesn’t surf?

I wonder what she does when she wakes up.

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How, does she so perfectly surf?

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She’s incredible math.

Luthen Rael from Star Wars Andor. We need people like him right now.

Thanos.