Capitalism is when no food
Start a war in Nigeria or Venezuela while the troops are being paid in IOUs, see what happens.
Imagine there could be some open positions in enterprising Nigerian escort companies. Maybe even some Prince’s entourage.
In case you’re wondering, well yes, I’m gon fight,
I’m finta join the Army, but one you don’t like.

Trump getting coup by the troops because he didnt pay them would be pretty funny honestly
I want him to try paying them in cryptocoins
Everybody gets a check for 1,200 stablecoins
Then stablecoin stops being stable and the cryptomarket explodes again
stablecoins but instead of being pegged to the dollar they have pictures of horsies on them


Lmaoo I just noticed the detail of him holding up four fingers on one hand and one on the other cos the four-finger animation thing
They do this and then bash AI for being bad with fingers XD
Mid century cartoons poisoned the well o7
I don’t see how the two are related at all. One hallucinates more-or-less-fingered things and is used cynically for profit motive regardless and the other is a gag about a common and intentional stylistic choice in many cartoons.
Melania coin plz
They’ll pogrom the dems first - he’s blamed the shutdown in them.
I think when people do extremely vital work it’s pretty important to see them well compensated and this might just be my opinion idk i don’t read books but i think “upholding the structure of state sanctioned and monopolized violence that holds the entire capitalist property relations system together” is a pretty important job from the perspective of a capitalist
Apparently not

Basically the #1 thing to not do as any government
Not to be a lib, but Donald Trump really is just porky styling on anyone to the left of Hitler.
They do all of this, and know damn well the working class are too loyal to even be hurt by this.
Yeah, I don’t know, I think there’s a special brain melt in Americans that makes these truisms kind of irrelevant. We are the most propagandized people in human history. These hogs will starve themselves to starve others, we’ve achieved a truly remarkable break through in group psychology
It is truly impossible to make any kind of prediction for what will happen in the US because of this. I think a lot of people not from here don’t realize how bad it actually is. It’s really, really bad.
TrueAnon rule, always pay your guys.
I wonder if the black market for stolen military goods is getting a nice load of fresh supply in rn. Hell I wonder if there’s gonna be enough desperate soldiers making such a glut of common goods that they’d risk pinching the more tightly controlled “Significant Military Equipments”
Disclaimer: don’t buy illegal items from any shady marketplace. I do not condone doing so highly recommend staying away.
Do not download Tor Browser and do not go on .onion auction sites and do not buy discount war materiel in Bitcoin
No really, don’t.
but if I had a gundam…
What if I want to go to prison?
there’s easier ways to do it, like giving food to homeless people.
I wonder if the black market for stolen military goods is getting a nice load of fresh supply in rn.
Well, if this story is anything to go by, I’d expect the black market to be booming: Guardsman tried to send military radio to Russia in violation of export laws, DOJ says
thats just good plain old espionage and treason. I’m talking about that good old-fashioned domestic black market smuggling and selling you can only get when some boot assigned to dispose of equipment or is in charge of logistics just so happens to make something that wouldn’t be missing coincidentally and completely un-causally connected disappear and some death cult gunfucker just so happens to show his buddies this new toy he got from a friend of a friend.
That sounds oddly somewhat, specific. But that’s none of my business.

its actually more common than you’d think.
Sounds like car repo auctions are about to have a bumper crop of heavily abused Dodge Chargers and Challengers
The empty beer cans and dip containers all over the floor of the car gives +5 horsepower
Going underprepared into the winter months, you say?
Why don’t they eat him
He’s too damp for most cooking methods
High heat, like a mushroom
Yeah, let’s slice him up and dehydrate him into chips like what the Ferengi do
They’re Americans.
All Trump has to do is say “Come on…war crimes are based and redpilled! You want to be internet cool, don’t you?”
Not quite enough wax.
They’re gonna end up quartering the troops in liberal cities. The libs will make a big fuss about this flagrant violation of the third ammendment. Trump will continue to do what he wants.
There are so many opportunities for radicalization lately. Shit’s ripe
We all know they’ll get what they need, but in the meantime, GOOD. Starve, you fuckers
starving genocide supporters is good, let them eat crayons and things of that nature
the troops should be paid per kill, not just for sitting around on some base 😒
Troops start coming back to base with a suspicious number of scalps
Turns out they’ve just been raiding wig stores
Bonus marchers 2.0?






















