
If the Nigerian Government continues to allow the killing of Christians, the U.S.A. will immediately stop all aid and assistance to Nigeria, and may very well go into that now disgraced country, “guns-a-blazing,” to completely wipe out the Islamic Terrorists who are committing these horrible atrocities. I am hereby instructing our Department of War to prepare for possible action. If we attack, it will be fast, vicious, and sweet, just like the terrorist thugs attack our CHERISHED Christians! WARNING: THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT BETTER MOVE FAST!



I remember seeing that movie and being like “Yeah, you could do a lot of damage with a garbage truck with miniguns on it”
uh the C-130 had the miniguns, the garbage trucks had M60 machine guns
My mistake
I was drunk when I snuck into the theater for that one
Did someone say Twisted Metal?
Picturing Trump strapped into a giant pair of wheels ala Axel now
MAGA POWER! every time he uses his Shockwave special
But with his signature uninterested, slightly out of breath way of speaking.