If the Nigerian Government continues to allow the killing of Christians, the U.S.A. will immediately stop all aid and assistance to Nigeria, and may very well go into that now disgraced country, “guns-a-blazing,” to completely wipe out the Islamic Terrorists who are committing these horrible atrocities. I am hereby instructing our Department of War to prepare for possible action. If we attack, it will be fast, vicious, and sweet, just like the terrorist thugs attack our CHERISHED Christians! WARNING: THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT BETTER MOVE FAST!
This would be wild if he got the US involved in so many conflicts that the whole house of cards just collapses
Hopefully with someone taking the keys to the nukes out of play
I forget who mentioned it in the last mega but I watched Olympus Has Fallen and the first 30 minutes were so sick like yes daddy Kang please destroy all of our nukes and force the US military to retreat from South Korea
I remember seeing that movie and being like “Yeah, you could do a lot of damage with a garbage truck with miniguns on it”
uh the C-130 had the miniguns, the garbage trucks had M60 machine guns
My mistake
I was drunk when I snuck into the theater for that one
Did someone say Twisted Metal?
Picturing Trump strapped into a giant pair of wheels ala Axel now
MAGA POWER! every time he uses his Shockwave special
But with his signature uninterested, slightly out of breath way of speaking.
Olympus Has Fallen
I’ve only read the wiki synopsis so far but it’s just absolutely disgusting. If I were a youtube rant guy I’d have a 20 minute rant about this shit at least. It’s liberals making bigoted xenophobic jerk off porn for conservatives, like what the fuck is this shit
the attack on the white house is supposed to be this horrible evil transgression but a movie viewer with historical knowledge of what the US did to Korea is just like “damn the USA is getting off pretty light here, there are still buildings left standing and there’s no biowarfare disease bombing”
I’m just sitting here thinking “Independent north korean terrorists? there are literally maybe a thousand people in this country who would watch this movie and not think “independent” north koreans are the same as a state sanctioned attack by north korea, people are too illiterate and politically ignorant to manage that”
Also I’m just thinking “this is a Jan 6th rioter’s understanding of power” the wiki says they execute someone to “show their power” but it’s like, what? And then what? They have the president and the bunker, but and then what? Which is the fundamental question people from North Korea, state sanctioned or not, would be asking, “and then what.”
So you have the fucking president and the bunker, who cares? You don’t have the keys to all the nuclear silos across the country, the president isn’t just going to give you the Power of America to Enslave the Crackers. SO AND THEN WHAT.
Which is probably why North Korea hasn’t done something like this in the real world already, because it wouldn’t fucking do anything of material benefit to them
god I hate that I have to go to work on Monday with fuckers who think I’m brainwashed but are entirely incapable of even trying to think of the world in these terms. They watched the movie and thought WOW THEY’RE SO EVIL GET THEM CRACKER MC
(my first thought about cracker MC btw (from reading the wiki I’m not watching this shit) was “wow he saved the fucking president but I guess since he’s not Superman and didn’t save the wife he faces reprisal? that’s fucked:” and then just constant thoughts of how America is supposed to be the Good Guys in light of that fact. Sorry you can save the fuckin’ president but if you don’t save him and his wife and their dog too all by yourself you deserve shit shoveling I guess? because this is a pro america propaganda movie and, at no point in my reading of the wiki page, do they indicate that this is a fault of america, that this guy did his job as well as could be expected and the literal fuckin’ president was like “fuck you work at a desk loser”)
Jan 6th rioter’s understanding of power
as everyone knows, controlling the magic building gives you the governmental slurp juice powers
not watching this shit
you’re kinda missing out ngl (at least the first 30 or 40 minutes)
Nigeria is their biggest ally in the region, it would be great to convince Nigerians to move away from US and towards their neighbors
Trump has some fans in Nigeria (hard core Chrisitians I assume). Maybe the US is aiming for a divide and conquer strategy between the Muslim North and Christianized Coastline.
nigeria population is like 2/3 of usa, i think even touching it is fucking wild, north africa migrants would be remembered with nostalgia if the government in nigeria disintegrates. (not that their turbo imf neolibs not fuck up on their own, but they be having genuinely challenging situation with their demographics)
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Mods removed it, fair enough. I can see how the joke might have been inappropriate.
He’ll do it man, he’s already doing it to Americans, better do what he asks bro!!
