There was a certain type of malt ball I would buy for mom. You know how it is, if you’re someone with a good relationship with your parents. The maltballs disappeared from stores for several months and then suddenly reappeared. I bring her these maltballs again and she’s thrilled. She guiltily texts me later to say she threw them away because they wouldn’t melt in her mouth.
Weird. Chocolate that doesn’t melt at 98.6?
I bought them again to try them. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not chocolate. And it doesn’t melt in the mouth, she’s right. Sugar wax, devoid of flavor. I too trashed the malt balls.
Protien poweder my brother let me try from months if not more ago tasted like chocolate milk, got the same kind a few weeks ago and it tastes like tree bark.
There was a certain type of malt ball I would buy for mom. You know how it is, if you’re someone with a good relationship with your parents. The maltballs disappeared from stores for several months and then suddenly reappeared. I bring her these maltballs again and she’s thrilled. She guiltily texts me later to say she threw them away because they wouldn’t melt in her mouth.
Weird. Chocolate that doesn’t melt at 98.6?
I bought them again to try them. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not chocolate. And it doesn’t melt in the mouth, she’s right. Sugar wax, devoid of flavor. I too trashed the malt balls.
Both verbally and literally.
So what brand? No need to hide that, shame them and do everyone a favor.
I dunno but I fucking hate milk duds because they suck. Maybe them.
Milk Duds aren’t malt balls, though. They’re chocolate covered caramels.
You might be thinking of Whoppers.
Whoppers taste like industrial waste, how that product still exists I cannot understand
Those suck too
Protien poweder my brother let me try from months if not more ago tasted like chocolate milk, got the same kind a few weeks ago and it tastes like tree bark.
If you have a body temperature of 98.6F it might b a mild fever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_body_temperature
Haha, yeah, I thought this for sure was on the list of things everyone just knows. That list is shrinking every day
Yeah I mean it’s one of the few things that’s a pretty universal part of the human experience
Yeah I mean it’s one of the few things that’s a pretty universal part of the human experience
My temperature is consistently 36.5-36.6 on waking. It only goes up to 37 when I’m sick or if it’s a hot day or I’ve had an intense workout
Check your temperature in the morning. I’d be shocked if it was 37C every day