Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoNot stupid if it workslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down19
arrow-up1276arrow-down1imageNot stupid if it workslemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoJust wrap tape around it to hold the spoon in place, pull the pin, leave the taped grenade, and take the bike.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 day agoAnd pass up the free grenade??
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoYeah, screw the bike, I want the grenade!
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoBike’s worth a few hundred dollars tops at a pawn shop, whereas a grenade can get you a hundred thousand dollars out of the nearest bank.
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoAnd if you don’t throw it, a few other banks as well. *Pending police interest
Just wrap tape around it to hold the spoon in place, pull the pin, leave the taped grenade, and take the bike.
And pass up the free grenade??
Yeah, screw the bike, I want the grenade!
Bike’s worth a few hundred dollars tops at a pawn shop, whereas a grenade can get you a hundred thousand dollars out of the nearest bank.
And if you don’t throw it, a few other banks as well.
*Pending police interest