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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Trump has ordered the Department of War to start testing Nuclear Weapons immediately

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Trump has ordered the Department of War to start testing Nuclear Weapons immediately

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https://archive.is/Wzo1x

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The United States last tested a nuclear weapon in 1992.

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/trump-asks-pentagon-immediately-start-testing-us-nuclear-weapons-2025-10-30/

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5580424-trump-directs-pentagon-to-start-testing-nuclear-weapons/

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    They ended up poisoning all of California after some billionaire suggested two birds with one stone: fracking with nukes. 35% of the country’s population died of radiation exposure in their drinking water. The democrats made a catchy tune against it, but it turns out the composer ripped the melody straight off Wagner.

    • history books from 2035, probably (translated from Chinese)
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      two birds with one stone: fracking with nukes

      IIRC, USSR tested an idea about excavation with nukes and concluded that it is impractical and requires too much decontamination work afterward.

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        USA already did nuclear fracking in the 60s

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsu0lHkOIFg

          The USA and the USSR both did nuclear fracking

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            I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

            • yewtu.be
            • inv.nadeko.net
            • yt.artemislena.eu
            • piped.video
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        they also fired a nuke into that infinite underground fire pit in the Uzbekistan

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urtabulak_gas_field?wprov=sfla1

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      why think so small, they should nuke san andreas, just to see if it chickens out or got game

      *or yellowstone, now that the show has ended and it’s not needed anymore 🤔

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        lex luthor ass

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      They suggested digging the Panama Canal using nukes, narrowly avoided detonating nukes on the moon as a show of force but were talked down by Carl Sagan, cattle mutilations that were attributed to close encounters with UAPs were actually government tests to see how much radiation was accumulating in cows downriver/downwind from nuclear testing sites, not to mention all of the literal and figurative fallout from nuclear testing in the Pacific that necessitated relocating entire indigenous populations who could never return to their homes. Nuclear weapons are just a new method of federal enshittification for the sake of being shitty. They’re fucking twelve year-olds. All of them. Again, figuratively and literally.

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