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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

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Shoot your shot

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible

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      21 hours ago

      well…go on…

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        Ezekiel 23:20

        There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

        Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god’s law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

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          That’s not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

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            dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

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              I took it to mean they ripped ass often

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              I’m sure there’s a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.

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          Oh no, a simile!

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            That’s the one.

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          That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

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            Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.

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