I’ve played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.
But these so-called “dungeons”? No captives. Not even any cells. That’s not a dungeon. that’s a glorified cave.
And don’t even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I’ve seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that’s like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying “we’re infested with wolves!”
I’m beginning to feel like I’ve been lied to all this time.


Just saying twice over, for good effect, you know?
AND MY AXE.
Alright, let’s just forget blue name dude, and grab you, me, and blue name dude #2 and get something rolling. It’ll have dungeons, and it’ll have ‘dragons.’ Oh yes, ‘dragons’ muahahah!