[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:30] Oh no, look… It’s half to Hitler
[yellow, annoyed] Chill out buddy, don’t be such an alarmist
[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:45] Oh no, look… It’s quarter to Hitler
[yellow, rude] Yeah I get it, I tweeted about it, leave me be
[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:55] Oh no, look… It’s five to Hitler
[yellow, scared] Oh shit oh fuck, we really need to do something NOW
[green, pointing to a clock with Hitler above it, that reads 11:59] Oh shit, look… It’s one to Hitler
[yellow, terrified] It’s too late now, wish we could have seen it coming earlier
The thing is no one, literally no one, could have seen this coming.
His first term was text book in political perfection, and then he goes and does a 720 kickflip and gets all tyrannical and dictator-ish.
You know who really caused all this? Obama’s second daughter, that’s who. She’s the leader of the Illuminati, I tell ya.
Well done. I had to stop mid read to read that again because I couldn’t believe my eyes
Textbook in political perfection?!
Don’t you remember the first thing he did in 2017 was ban all foreigners from entering the country, and thank goodness we still had checks-and-balances back then because the REAL people running the country shut down that idea real damn quick.
What I want to know is what happened to the checks & balances?! They do not seem to be in place anymore.
You’ve been whooosh’d. Sorry.
I thought the 720 kickflip and the Obama’s daughter being the leader of the Illuminati remarks would mean I didn’t need the /s.
Ah thank you for clarifying. I honestly only made it to the second paragraph and enjoyed the metaphorical 720 kickflip imagery.
I think part of the joke was that a kickflip does not involve any change of direction for the skater.
Oh. Yeah that’s funny too then 🤭
Poe’s law claims another victim
He did a 180 and then moon walked