Wait, my ponytail might be responsible for my headache?
And then it turns out it’s a secret ninth option: We don’t fuckin’ know but here’s some meds that help.
“is it my diet of beef jerky, cigarettes and white monsters? No, I must have cancer”
Can eliminate one possibility with a haircut
Only fun if you don’t have an actual brain tumor
One often leads to another, so all of them eventually.
I’ll wear glasses eventually?
Only if you want to.
If the other options are “put thing on eyeball” or “laser eyeball”, I think I take the glasses
Actually I was thinking you can just stay without doing anything at all.
Ah yes! The optional route like capitalism’s “voluntary” labor. Get glasses or be bad at seeing.
Some people prefer being blind to things they don’t want to see.
Statistically, yes.
