you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.
I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.
She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.
They are on isle 67
I have family in Chicago and I asked them for pizza recommendations when I was on vacation there and they said Costco😡
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings
She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would
A keeper.
Treasure this woman.
Wifey material right there
I definitely miss when my family had membership there. Yes it absolutely looked like a warehouse with how high things were stacked, but the products are worth it and the free samples were always good to kit me.
Costco is amazing, but you go there to buy what they have, not what you necessarily want like other stores. Every product they carry is tested for quality before they buy, they only buy products that they can obtain a good value for. So you don’t have to worry about anything you buy, even if it sucks, they have a no question return policy. If the brand you wanted isn’t at Costco, it’s likely because the alternative they stock is better.
We did a case study about Costco and the amount of product and supply chain research they do is crazy.
They don’t carry the hot fries chips 😭
I read a write up in consumer reports about profit margins for various stores, and Costco had consistently lower profit margins than the competition. They make most of their money on membership fees.
“kit” 😭 tiny fuzzlord liked the snackies. i think i’m manic
I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.
Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.
Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪
That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Mine doesn’t even have beer. Still worth it.
Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).
I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.
Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.
