So wholesome when a pet gets defensive for one of its parents because the pet thinks the other parent is being mean when they’re just messing around.

“Maybe you weirdos shouldn’t be physically harming your partners” sounds decidedly not like a full grown adult.

My cats are just like “y’all are being noisy. I’m going downstairs to take a nap”

My husky used to do this when my brothers and i wrestled. Pinned on the ground? She coming in to gnaw on your skull and punish you. Now she’s an old gal who needs help getting into the car, but damn was she a mean old bitch in her prime.