cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days agoWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1905arrow-down18cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareBajingo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoI feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 day agoI always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWho,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoDon’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
minus-squareDrunk & Root@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoim a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
I always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
Who,.that’s the next mother’s day gift sorted then.
Don’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss