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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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    My wife has, on more than one occasion, picked up and brought home “parking lot bananas” from work.

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      Make sure she doesn’t plug them into any computers; that’s a common pentesting technique.

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        “Ink is dry. Clicky thing doesn’t work. Fail.”

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          I forgot I had made a comment about pentesting and was briefly quite confused by this notification!

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      My absolute love of bananas and my sheer alarm at taking home fruit that you can seemingly find regularly in parking lots are in conflict.

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        If videogames taught me anything, they taught me not to ignore random food I find on the ground.

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