I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
I’m actually funding the shadowing leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
The support of viewers like you
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Tell them I offered a whole $5 more. If that doesn’t get management to scramble for a budget extension, nothing will.
Marijuana
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
Is that that Anonymous hacker I keep hearing about?
ask your local cybersecurity zoomer they will probably be able to link you up
MY small housing org mostly has bake sales at art markets and makes
eyes when we explain our work in hopes of an added donation.Formerly funded by the biggest socialist organization in the USA. They owe me money (whenever the current pissing match ends) and i kinda need it.
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
I’m paid by
to post inflammatory shit to make leftists look bad, but everyone here loves what I have to sayThe penguin communist party.
Cute cute cute cute cute!
Glory to the PCP!
I normally don’t like AI stuff but this guy uses AI tools to make fun videos and you might like his Democratic Penguin’s Republic series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8qGOe2K0o
Shit how can I be down?
Go to your local penguin communist party in antarctica and ask them about the human communism encouragement program.
Ben & Jerries. I’m not a real believer though, I’m only in it for the compensation in product. Tubs and tubs of ice cream.
