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segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

Multiple victims in Michigan church shooting; church on fire, police say | CNN

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segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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Multiple victims have been injured in a shooting at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, on Sunday, according to police.
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    Hello, it’s me, Kash Patel, we found a blahaj, a gender extremist transgender symbol, near the scene of the crime at the local IKEA 62.1 miles away. I will now take any questions, except questions why I haven’t told the rest of the group about my zombie bite.

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      That guy can’t be okay. He looks incredibly not okay in every photo I’ve seen of him. Like, if he were okay, that would not be what his face looks like 100% of the time, and surely we would have caught him looking normal and cool and okay at least once by now.

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        I believe it’s in-over-his-head face.

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          Didn’t he look the same Even before he got the role?

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            How dare you say that about a podcaster

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              He was a podcaster not a toilet paper leader???

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            I’ll be honest. I don’t think I had seen him until Kirk got Kirk’d.

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        Resting “not ok” face

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        Honestly I don’t know if that might be our Western unconscious bias because he also looks very stereotypically Indian (as in, from India)

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          Idk. I’ve interacted with a lot of Indian people, and they don’t all have that look of constipated shock.

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          I’ve known a fair number of Indians who look fine. Like, I’m not worried for theirs or my safety because they look normal and cool and we’re all gonna be fine. I have the exact opposite feeling whenever I see Kash.

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          I know I will regret saying this when he kicks my ass for all eternity in Valhalla (the inclusive but not woke one), BUT: His lazy eye (or whatever it is) just really makes him look insane.

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            i swear it’s that his nose is/was broken and just entirely points to one side instead of straight ahead

            like, they eye is clearly cooked, but there’s something else very off about him and i’m starting to think it’s the nose

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      hey cashapp my man can you lend me 20 bucks?

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      Either he has hyperthyroidism or he is on drugs.

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