• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      14 days ago

      Or…

      Someone who drinks Baileys out of a shoe, goes to a club where people wee on each other and has a mangina. He wants you to stay. Forever.

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      Or she employs the old ‘secretly give them a gold eating coin’ trick. Momentary gain for eternal torment.