A is for Adolf and he did it to himself,
B for Brian Thompson, killed by Santa’s favorite elf,
C’s a jerk, it’s Charlie Kirk, hit in the neck before a slump,
That’s as much as I’ve figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler’s final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa’s sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.
ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.
Not to mention the copies they’d buy just to set on fire. I’ll play it up like it’s horribly upsetting for as long as I can until the laughter breaks through.
Might have to put that project on the back burner to simmer for a while until news headlines provide me with enough material to fill in the other letters.
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This gives me an idea for a children’s alphabet book that’ll get a lot of really angry reviews.
✨👏🤦♂️🏞️🦊🏌️♂️🛌🇮🇳👩🏻⚖️🍋🟩🎤🍂🏆🥔🇨🇦👨🏻🏔️💃🏻🥋🙌🥃🩻🥁✊🏿
Obviously I made some pretty bad choices here, blame the 🥃
I was thinking something more like:
That’s as much as I’ve figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler’s final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa’s sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.
ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.
The amount of free publicity that you would get from freaking out right wingers would be amazing.
Not to mention the copies they’d buy just to set on fire. I’ll play it up like it’s horribly upsetting for as long as I can until the laughter breaks through.
Just like that time they all smashed their Keurigs, or burned shoes, or poured whiskey. Those corpos don’t care, they already got your money.
Might have to put that project on the back burner to simmer for a while until news headlines provide me with enough material to fill in the other letters.
You plain forgot poor “E”! May I suggest 🗣️
I’ll echo that! Thanks!
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lgtm