dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 days agoFBI releases Charlie Kirk shooting person-of-interest photos, offers $100k bountyhexbear.netimagemessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1156arrow-down1imageFBI releases Charlie Kirk shooting person-of-interest photos, offers $100k bountyhexbear.netdead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square135fedilinkfile-text
https://xcancel.com/FBISaltLakeCity/status/1966169520403525760#m https://xcancel.com/FBI/status/1966184069206597651#m https://abcnews.go.com/US/charlie-kirk-shooting-fbi-appeals-tips-manhunt-continues/story?id=125469211
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·2 days agoHopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying
minus-squarejackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 days agoYou’ll always find a bootlicker who thinks they’ll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.
minus-squareryepunk [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 days agoWorse, you’ll find a boot licker who does for the love of the boot. They don’t even care about reward. Just wanna be able to say they played their part in history or some bullshit.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoHow many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Boot? The world may never know
minus-squareBishop_Owl [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoHow do you duck on “Bootsie Pop” in favor of "Tootsie Boot?
minus-squarealexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 days agoA boot shaped Tootsie Pop would be funny. Dunno who’d want them, but it’d be funny. (I’d totally buy a bag of 'em and hand my dad one every time he says something fascist. He’s gotten steadily worse since the last US election.)
Hopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying
You’ll always find a bootlicker who thinks they’ll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.
Worse, you’ll find a boot licker who does for the love of the boot. They don’t even care about reward. Just wanna be able to say they played their part in history or some bullshit.
How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Boot?
The world may never know
How do you duck on “Bootsie Pop” in favor of "Tootsie Boot?
A boot shaped Tootsie Pop would be funny. Dunno who’d want them, but it’d be funny.
(I’d totally buy a bag of 'em and hand my dad one every time he says something fascist. He’s gotten steadily worse since the last US election.)