Maybe the top one is half-elven and grew up among non-elven races, but I have never heard of canon half-dwarves (assuming that the beard is intended to signify that he’s a dwarf). Why would an adult dwarf need to learn dwarvish? Especially in the context of a meme like this, a dwarf who can’t speak dwarvish would be an outlier and that doesn’t make sense in the context of an ad.
I’m playing a campaign where there’s an older version of dwarvish (Stonetongue) and a new version (Leadtongue), so my character is learning the older version to translate old ruins and stuff found in them
Makes sense. If we’re being slightly more realistic than typical D&D worldbuilding, there’s no way there wouldn’t be regional variantions in dwarven language.
You are making a ridiculous amount of assumptions that are either flat out wrong or so wild you have nothing to base it off of anyway. Moreover, it is a meme. Really not worth this level of analyzing.
Maybe the top one is half-elven and grew up among non-elven races, but I have never heard of canon half-dwarves (assuming that the beard is intended to signify that he’s a dwarf). Why would an adult dwarf need to learn dwarvish? Especially in the context of a meme like this, a dwarf who can’t speak dwarvish would be an outlier and that doesn’t make sense in the context of an ad.
Dark Sun had them. Called Muls.
I’m playing a campaign where there’s an older version of dwarvish (Stonetongue) and a new version (Leadtongue), so my character is learning the older version to translate old ruins and stuff found in them
Makes sense. If we’re being slightly more realistic than typical D&D worldbuilding, there’s no way there wouldn’t be regional variantions in dwarven language.
You are making a ridiculous amount of assumptions that are either flat out wrong or so wild you have nothing to base it off of anyway. Moreover, it is a meme. Really not worth this level of analyzing.
Not thinking hard about memes is boring. Also, that took me like one or two minutes to type up, you probably took longer to make the post.
God forbid people have fun on the internet
Thinking about the implications of a funny idea IS fun!
Oh yeah, no I was agreeing with you. The other guy was upset you were having fun.
Oh honey, no. It took 10 seconds.
You have fun with that