Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
If he hasn’t, can we start a conspiracy theory that he’s been replaced?
What do you mean “theory,” he definitely has been
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Oh it’s totally a weekend at Bernie’s situation.
Nothing could replace that iconic healthy orange paintjob.
And the proof is that his ear isn’t scarred from the bullet hitting the real Trump.