imagine threatening to hold your breath until you pass out.

“Please give us the magnets we need to operate our aircraft to threaten you with.”

At this point Xi must have a hand signal his aides can make to let him know theres a new US tariff. And he just like chuckles and keeps eating dinner.

Have we not learned that China doesn’t give a fuck about US tariffs?

Trump threatens to shoot himself in the dick. He is very serious.

that’s my president

I was hoping it would be a bit like Bender where you stick a magnet on his forehead and he starts singing folk music.

as icp foretold

Keep making those deals, Donnie boy

xi just sends a single package with a handful of these in it