What is wrong with people?

  • the royal family is like an inbred English bulldog your extended family inherited. it came with a bunch of money and assets that are legally tied to the bulldog, the process for severing is currently unknown.

    bozos come from miles around to see the bulldog dressed up fancy clothes and paraded around in old cars, cheering and waving flags because it reminds them of a simpler time when the paint chips had lead in them and tasted wonderful.

    you know what you should do, but when you look at the extremely inbred dog you feel like it’s looking back at you, smiling, and put off doing the necessary for another day.

    that is basically the story of the monarchy from 1942-Present.