I never drink and drive, I always make sure I’m stopped at a red light to take a sip.
Yeah, wouldn’t want to spill any
My favorite part of not driving is the drinking. I’m lucky to live around a good train network and even luckier that the shop at the station has a fridge full of beer.
Walking home hammered from the bar is lowkey one of life’s great joys
Try stopping and peeing on a tree sometime. Next level.
I haven’t lived in Europe in 35 years and the only thing I miss is being able to take the train home at the end of a fun night. Yeah, that is the only thing I miss. I do miss it though.
What about being able to take the train from home at the beginning of a fun night?
Inject the booze. That’s not drinking, last I checked.
If I weren’t meant to drink and drive, why is there a parking lot outside the bar?
And dual cup holders in the car.
Get in loser, we’re drinking road sodas and going boozin’ and cruisin’.
I don’t drink and drive, I drink and THRIVE.
It’s those drunk crashers giving drunk drivers a bad name
