President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
lmao?
If Trump makes it to heaven I’m going to raise an army of the damned in hell and we’re going to invade heaven and kill god. Might do this regardless of where Trump ends up. I guess we’ll see.
I thinking liberating Hell if Trump can make it into heaven will take less time then having to invade it first if he can’t.