Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody’s expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
Same. And then retire to the woods.
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…
With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.
Then take a nap in the sun
If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
You’d still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that’s a neat thought
Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.
Depends if you’re science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn’t engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.
If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
Fucking gravity how does it work
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you’re good.
Visible light is most of the heat in sunlight.
That’s also how the greenhouse effect works - sunlight goes through CO2, while infrared, which comes from from things not at 6000C, doesn’t.
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Man I’m old
This really is the best answer.
Eat the rich.
2 chicks at the same time.
Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
Willing to bet at least two are though and that’s all it takes
Fuckin A
…fuckin A.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back…
I never said I would.
I would fight crime and injustice
He didn’t say White Tiger.
If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
Hmm. You really wouldn’t miss anything? There’s more risk if you’re visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
Well… If you insist. 😀 I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.
Ticks, you bet. Rainforests have massive biodiversity, and that includes the parasites. There’s even terrestrial leeches that will latch on to you!
terrestrial leeches ??? 🥶
We won’t see.
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I’d still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I’d have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I’d still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn’t it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?
All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.
No
thats oddly specific.
