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minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·1 month agoAlternatively, the qualities that make you lust after women tend to lead to more violent crimes.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·edit-21 month agoAlternatively; crime is hot AF and the only way I’ve ever gotten laid. Edit: doing sexy crimes that got people to momemtarily ignore the red flags. Not sex crimes. Not sex crimes at the time; we’ll see what counts by winter.
minus-squareFleur_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoThis comment is fucking hilarious. Just imagining you writing this and then realising the implications is peak hahahaha
Alternatively, the qualities that make you lust after women tend to lead to more violent crimes.
Alternatively; crime is hot AF and the only way I’ve ever gotten laid.
Edit: doing sexy crimes that got people to momemtarily ignore the red flags. Not sex crimes. Not sex crimes at the time; we’ll see what counts by winter.
This comment is fucking hilarious. Just imagining you writing this and then realising the implications is peak hahahaha
You’re welcome.
There it is.