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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前

Who Is A Good Boy?

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Who Is A Good Boy?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前
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  • StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world
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    This is a vital PSA thanks. Don’t forget to pet their dog after you grab the wallet.

    • cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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      Wow, that’s kinda fucked up, you won’t even give the dog a fair cut? Where’s their steak? Their treat?

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    I tried following my cat and all he lead me to was his food bowl.

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      Free food bowl

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    If a dog approaches you alone make it FOLLOW YOU and you’ll have a free dog.

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      THAT is the way!

  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    How I read this:

    • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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      If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, “Probably because of something you did.”

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is crying peeing.”

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          “Because of something you did.”

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            ‘Being sexy’,he said. I guess the. Catholic church (and also every other one) wasn’t as corrupt as we thought?

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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      I read a lot of these in that voice.

  • errer@lemmy.world
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    A Rimworld player I see

    • trslim@pawb.social
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      Gotta make those human leather capes somehow.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, we would see the potential of beautiful leather.

      Edit: and kidneys, if we’re quick. Mwulybe a lung. A heart or putting them into the destructive brain upload machine to make cool robots, maybe. Plus meat. Use every part of the victim!

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    I found a gold necklace this week. But not like that. My daughter had lost it.

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