I watched “Dr Bashir I presume” last night, and Quark offered Rom the holosuite program Vulcan Love Slave Part 2.
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Why would you want a Vulcan to service you sexually? I mean, there’s a few fetishes that tie into that (bored and ignored, clinical… detachedness, rape?) but, seriously, in this context it doesn’t seem like a good fit.
How would it even go? “It would be logical for you to climax now😐” , “You created genetic material of a higher than average quantity for your species. This is impressive to me😐”. Hardly a fulfilling love affair to take your mind off that fun Dabo girl. I’m sure there are far more sultry aliens out there to fulfil your fantasies.
I always assumed it was a kind of oxymoron title. This Vulcan, unlike the others, is controlled by emotions - love in particular. Think of a woman who’s 3 times stronger than you and also obsessed with you, despite her entire upbringing and society telling her that it’s illogical.
Now that’s a holosuite program I would run.
You know what? That’s a really good way of thinking about it that I overlooked. Great theory!
EDIT: Does that mean she doesn’t have that stupid haircut either?
Vulcan Love Slave is the Trek equivalent of Twilight.
I will not be taking questions.
‘But, but Spock, you’re sparkling!’
“Kick him in the nards!”
“he doesn’t got nards”
“do it! Do it!”
💥💥CRUNCH 💥💥
“Jem’Hadar’s got nards!”
This made my day. I’d totally run a holodeck program based around Monster Squad.