Okay baby, I got you a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.
a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.
I also got you a trampoline and ankle weights.
For later, I got you a (non-braille) book and a blindfold.
She likes instagram filters
smooth face for a smooth life
Two in the cooter, one in the tooter
The shocker is such a stupid sex technique. I can’t imagine anyone who’s good in bed actually ever uses it.
There’s always someone who likes it. The real secret to good sex isn’t any specific technique. It’s being open with your partners about what you like and explore that in a safe and consensual way. The rest is details.
isn’t any specific technique
I remember that one dude on reddit who would thrust in tune with the beat of some weird song, every single time. Then something about at a holiday gathering the chicks dad asks what his favorite song is, and he put that song on, and she put two and two together.
Then after he made the post she fucking reads the post and dumps him lmao. And of course he makes a new post to tell everyone…
Song is Hudson Mohawke - CBAT
I mean, yeah, I understand that. But I was thinking of the mechanics here. It’s difficult to get a good angle on the g-spot with the side of your finger in this position. You have to tilt your hand sideways a bit, which is going to torque your pinky finger if you keep it in her ass.
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
This guy fucks.
Use two hands.
The other hand is being used by someone else.
