xkcd #3115: Unsolved Physics Problems
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‘Tin pest’ makes more sense to me. Tin just doesn’t want to be locked down in a shape like that. I get it. But why would any metal want to grow hair??
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3115/
It’s missing the mistery of why it’s necessary to try three or more times to insert an USB A, when it only has two possible positions.
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That’s a mathematics problem. Current theory of probability doesn’t account for cases where the probabilities are actively fighting against you. Once you’ve formulated the axioms of antagonistic conditional probability, you should be able to understand how USB-A ports work.
I’m more inclined to blame gremlins.
So you’re saying that if I stop feeding my mogwai after midnight I should be able to plug in my USB devices on the first try?
In Nordic folklore, there’s a concept for a household spirit (nisse/tomte) that may do mischievous tricks if you don’t treat it appropriately. If mathematics can’t solve this puzzle, it has to be a computer tomte that isn’t happy with your taste in RGB or how infrequently you run software updates.
Or you haven’t poured enough milk and porridge into your computer. Depends on the tomte
If you see sparks and smoke coming from the computer, you can be pretty sure you’re doing something wrong.
USB A actually has three positions, right side up, wrong side up, and fuck you.
That’s important and accurate information, Richard. Thank you.