every news from the US in 2025 sounds like an episode of House of Cards. We’re not even done with the year yet man
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Epstein file doesnt have anything
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missing minutes from CCTV because the camera “reset” everytime.
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a new NASA director who never had any space experiences. Dont worry though, the guy starred in an MTV series.
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ICE. I guess no need to explain further: unjust, racist, shit tons of money.
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denaturalization is a thing now , apparently.
and a lot more. The fucked up part is we are not even done with trump, he still has 3.5 years left !
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He’s gonna abuse his Malaysian maid isn’t he?
You mean the one he has now or the one the government will be paying for?
Is there anything douchier than a guy who calls himself an alpha male?
While wearing an ascot
A guy who writes a book about it?
He wrote MULTIPLE books about it!
Now I’m waiting for the “US embassador Nick Adams arrested in Malaysia for rape” headline.
Diplomatic immunity. They can’t arrest him, the most they can do is kick him out of the country.
“US ambassador Nick Adams missing during impromptu jungle trek in Malaysia"
In other unrelated news, locals emerge from jungle looking quite satisfied.
I was gonna comment child sex trafficking, but pretty much the same idea.
Your royal garment my king.
Sweet, fucking baby Jesus. This is truly the dumbest timeline.
The dude’s really wearing an ascot with a straight face like that, isn’t he?
I was going to make a joke about how that face doesnt look straight, but no, that man is unironically and heterosexually wearing an ascot without the slightest bit of flair, style, or panache. Like good gods man its an ascot, you gotta treat it like it’s a purple suit, you either wear the hell out of it or you put it back until you can
*Looking in the mirror after getting abandoned by another blind date who called him “shallow, bland, and aggravating” just before disappearing.*
“I have a good personality. An ascot is personality, right?”That implies he has a good ascot. He has an ok ascot at best
I bet his voice sounds like Thurston Howell the 3rd.
(very old reference)
He calls himself an alpha king so he’s gonna sound like a bitch
jesus fucking christ, how did these people gain control? I know there is plenty of answers but I don’t really want to hear them anymore. I want a final solution for the most stupid people who have the most control in this currently shit country
This Australian can only apologise.
For shame.Just forge a latter from the prime minister inviting him over for a swim. We can all get over it.
Isn’t he like…mostly just twitter famous??
and hes from australia too. hes graying at 39, age isnt kind to him.
Of all the things that make this guy so unpleasant, grey hair is waaay down the list.
Isn’t that normal? I mean people can start greying in their 20s.
But he’s wearing an ascot! Those are rich, dignified grays! You can tell he’s rich and cultured.
…Cuz of the ascot.
I dunno, Malaysia might like him.
Cannot confirm, i want him send back.
Just return to sender his forehead when he arrives and send him back on the plane
