- And you are still late. - Uber has been stuck at the same light for like, 20 minutes now. What is he DOING? 
 
- When you have kids, you will realize just how often they fucking wait until the absolute last minute to do anything. - So we are trying to make sure everything has been taken care of and a low level of stress by the time you leave the house. - By the time you have your own kids(assuming you do), you’ve also likely already experienced what it’s like to miss a flight because traffic/flat tire/ had to go back because something important was forgotten/kid had to go to the bathroom, etc… And you are doing everything in your power to prevent that from happening. - I have a toddler. Takes me half an hour just to get out of the house. A diaper and clothes change alone with a 1 year old with the strength of Atlas and the personality of Sheogorath is pretty much like one of those sped up Benny Hill scenes. - If I ever get to fly again, I’m packing a damn week in advance and arriving at the airport 4 hours early. 
- Hmmm my parents always woke me up way too early I got ready and waited for them to do their stuff last minute (though for important things they usually planned ahead a little more) we were often late and it was my fault for not being ready (having my shoes on 10 minutes before we leave). - Parents are clearly just hypocrites. 
 
- I’d rather be at the location so I don’t miss the thing, than to have even the possibility of being late. 
- You guys know my dad? 




