You can trick my cat into being your friend if you give them a lick of nacho cheese. But just one lick.

Also they won’t be your friend in the sense of cuddles, but they will sit nearby and slow blink at you if you do it first.

I do not look forward to learning the board game my husband bought, but I will focus and not also try to bake cookies during the game.

Maybe. I’ll try.

All drinks that leave sight are dead. Rip drinks. A lesson I was also taught by did not have to learn the hard way yet. Because they’re dead the second they leave my sight.

I really liked that Super Eyepatch Wolf video! I should rewatch it though, it’s been awhile.

I wish I could think of food as just fuel.

Silly human brain over here that loves food! Thinks about it all the time. All the time…

Stupid human brains.

Fucking love Highlights magazine! So great! I’ll still read one if I every saw it again!

Good baby! Orange baby!!

A pleasant momentary diversion!

I feel for every woman in a high leveled job. Being assumed for reception, secretary, things, so much suck after going through all the work!

It’s such a miserable feeling.

Interesting. Me and twin were bad with the stuff we had, now we can be bad with flamethrowers! Exciting!

Pesto, chicken, mozzarella, on a sub roll. Maybe some other stuff. Ordered from the local sub shop.

I always liked stealth, but I was a stealth mace cat person. CLANG!

Clearly couch is for cat, yes? Not for silly human, made for cat!

I put it down for a moment, I was annoyed at myself for not understanding how to summon anything but jungle second thing, haha! I’ll have to try more later!

Dating looks like a nightmare. I told my husband we have to be immortal so I never have to date again.

I’m all for it! I totally didn’t daydream about being a Sailor Scout as a little girl! I have trauma anyway, so let’s add magical powers!

Seasonal Affective Disorder, probably!

The inevitable passage of time consumes us all.

I hate it. Want to help me try and stop entropy?

My brain just went “What do you mean I was 12 in 2014, I had graduated high school awhile ago” then sighed.