I can’t ever imagine going back to wiping my ass with toilet paper, at least in situations where I have a bidet available. Why is everything about western culture literally the fucking worst

  • MF_BROOM [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    4 days ago

    Despite the knowledge I have of the superior shitting experience, it is apparent I have failed to do the praxis and I do deeply apologize. sadness

    I pledge to dedicate my life to making sure every single public toilet has a bidet, thereby making bidets accessible for all in the western world–yes, even for the chuds who can no longer poop properly from their carnivore diets.