A 21-year-old tourist has described the horrendous treatment he allegedly received after being denied entry to the USA due to a meme depicting JD Vance as bald being found on his phone
Ben Franklin became an abolitionist after he inherited a few slaves. IIRC he got three house slaves from his aunt or something, but then realized they were people, which left him shook.
“Wait, what do you mean they can talk, have thoughts and emotions, and I have to abuse them to make them obedient? I thought they were like roombas or something!”
Ah so he was only anti-slavery because he was incredibly racist, how am I surprised
Ben Franklin became an abolitionist after he inherited a few slaves. IIRC he got three house slaves from his aunt or something, but then realized they were people, which left him shook.
“Wait, what do you mean they can talk, have thoughts and emotions, and I have to abuse them to make them obedient? I thought they were like roombas or something!”
–Ben Franklin, 2076 (probably)
horseshoe theory
Also known as the Oregon Rule in this context
While also fetishising native Americans, I guess
I dunno, earlier he described native Americans as “tawny”
and wants to “exclude” (read: genocide) them from the continent/hemisphere.
My guess is Red refers to gammon-americans
Ham sandwich
i think that by red here he means sunburned people lol, my guess is that he thought non-brit euros tan too easily to be considered Truly White?