Fleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days agoProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsmessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squareProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsFleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebasiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·4 days agoAn alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
minus-square_wizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoOccasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
minus-squareavattar@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoAnd then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoIf you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·4 days agoIt’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered
An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
Alien adoption
Occasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
And then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
If you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered