• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Man that is an unfortunate headline phrasing. I kept wondering if Optimus Prime has a penis or not.

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        Imagine you’re a woman, about to sleep with a guy. You take his penis into your mouth, but all of the sudden his penis turns into a stick shift. And his whole body wraps around you and turns into a car. And now you’re sitting in the drivers seat with a stick shift stuck in your mouth.

        Then you hear in a loud robotic voice, AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!!!

        And suddenly the lamp in the room turns into a helicopter and flies away.

        It’s not until later that you realize that your hookup let his buddy disguise himself and sit in the room to watch.

        And then you wonder…if your boyfriend cums on your tits…is it just gasoline? Oil? Winshield wiper fluid?