I remember giggling at the profanity and racial slurs in the dictionary when I was a kid and nobody was upset about that as far as I know.
Hey it is me JD Vance, I was and still am upset, kids giggling reminds me other people experience joy and love and then I start to feel like an empty monster.
Yes yes I do of course but I am afraid the couches are getting woke and will start demanding all the same silly stuff women get upset at me about.
Earlier after I lay in post-couchital bliss with a lover she started harassing me about how I don’t think God intended couches to wear covers that denied members access to their inner folds. I had to scream at her that Jesus only intended this for masculine reclining chairs that must have their vulnerable orifices protected and that femine couches are only penetrated when they want to be.
Why won’t anyone listen to me, I am the Vice President Of The United States!?! Don’t I deserve respect? I am pretty sure the law says people have to respect me even International Law at the UN does, this isn’t fair.
Hey it is me JD Vance, I was and still am upset, kids giggling reminds me other people experience joy and love and then I start to feel like an empty monster.
I hear fucking a couch is a great way to relieve stress, and feel better, you ever tried that?
Yes yes I do of course but I am afraid the couches are getting woke and will start demanding all the same silly stuff women get upset at me about.
Earlier after I lay in post-couchital bliss with a lover she started harassing me about how I don’t think God intended couches to wear covers that denied members access to their inner folds. I had to scream at her that Jesus only intended this for masculine reclining chairs that must have their vulnerable orifices protected and that femine couches are only penetrated when they want to be.
Why won’t anyone listen to me, I am the Vice President Of The United States!?! Don’t I deserve respect? I am pretty sure the law says people have to respect me even International Law at the UN does, this isn’t fair.