polite sex get son
Bet
Wut
Michael Jackson!
If I die of a stroke in front of Microsoft Word, I hope my family also prints out my document and laminates it in my memory.
God I fucking love laminators
You ever had sex so good that it was worth being condemned to reincarnation as a black rat or cockroach and your spirit disintegrating because the food in the sewer is too bad for you to reincarnate again?
How is boy lady formed?
In other words, fill in the gap: ROMANTIC is to POLITE as _______ is to SEXY
Slutty, I guess?
“ORPHAN” Previous Life been HORNY SPERM and ABORTION
Huh.
Becoming a gay entertaining dog doesn’t sound too shabby. Probably better than eating bad sewer food.
<- became entertain dog (homo dog)
You just described half of the population of the fediverse
I was waiting for The Aristocrats! towards the end there.
wot in tarnation?
Counterpoint: sex is awesome.
