I looked up images of her too and she definitely is fat. I’m not trying to tear her down by any means but she’s heavy.
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
I looked up images of her too and she definitely is fat. I’m not trying to tear her down by any means but she’s heavy.
Wow, that’s fucking rude!
The solar system, just to be safe
Those little furry fuckers. They ate my begonia :(
Well that’s… certainly an opinion o.O
This calls for a pastrami sandwich.
I can’t decide if I love or hate this idea.
All I can offer is sympathy. You’re not alone - we all make this mistake exactly once in life. Never again!
Mmmhmm, yup, yeah, wait…wut??
Scumbag body wakes up at quarter after 5 for no reason >:(
I love a bagel, but bialys make even better breakfast sandwiches
Low key, it’s classy stoner music
Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.
Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!
Now where’s my aleve…
Aw, I hope mizu is doing well 💛
I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.
Do not fucking recommend.
Yup, and it was funny because his character was a moron that nobody took seriously.
Man I miss when Joe Rogan was just the hot dumb handyman. Simpler times.
What a terrible button! :'(
I’m wondering how literal “girl” is. Like, would I go back to being a little girl? Absolutely not. But would I go back to being like 20? Maybe! There’s some shit I’d like to do differently.
However, I’d wayyyy rather have the cash.
On toasted potato bread with mayo and fresh dill!