A homophobic slur spoken by someone with an extremely thick Kiwi accent.

They’re also pollinated by a species of wasp and as part of the process the wasp gets stuck and is basically digested by the flower and becomes part of the fig. It sounds gross but they’re very tasty

Fig is a tiny fruit known for the snack our parents loved called fig newton. Also great to buy as a jam for toast

It’s kind of like a date

A dried plum maybe? Wait that’s a prune.

Dates come from date palms, figs grow on fig trees.