We’re going to go slow on this one, because there’s a lot of background and details and nuance to get into in Friday’s 5th Circuit appeals court ruling in the Missouri v. Biden case that initially resulted in a batshit crazy 4th of July ruling regarding the US government “jawboning” social media companies. The reporting on the 5th Circuit ruling has been kinda atrocious, perhaps because the end result of the ruling is this:

The district court’s judgment is AFFIRMED with respect to the White House, the Surgeon General, the CDC, and the FBI, and REVERSED as to all other officials. The preliminary injunction is VACATED except for prohibition number six, which is MODIFIED as set forth herein. The Appellants’ motion for a stay pending appeal is DENIED as moot. The Appellants’ request to extend the administrative stay for ten days following the date hereof pending an application to the Supreme Court of the United States is GRANTED, and the matter is STAYED.

Affirmed, reversed, vacated, modified, denied, granted, and stayed. All in one. There’s… a lot going on in there, and a lot of reporters aren’t familiar enough with the details, the history, or the law to figure out what’s going on. Thus, they report just on the bottom line, which is that the court is still limiting the White House. But it’s at a much, much, much lower level than the district court did, and this time it’s way more consistent with the 1st Amendment.

The real summary is this: the appeals court ditched nine out of the ten “prohibitions” that the district court put on the government, and massively narrowed the only remaining one, bringing it down to a reasonable level (telling the U.S. government that it cannot coerce social media companies, which, uh, yes, that’s exactly correct).