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minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up91arrow-down1·11 个月前An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·11 个月前Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 个月前What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-211 个月前Creampie Conclusion Day? Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·11 个月前If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand: Why is humanity? Creampie! Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 个月前Same principle, smaller scale;)
minus-squarecandybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 个月前Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 个月前You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
minus-squarecandybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 个月前Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 个月前Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:)) Edit: did correct my use of “ovule,” though, thank you!
An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
Repercussion Day!
It is for the child
Maybe I’m adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
how?
Same principle, smaller scale;)
Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
Edit: did correct my use of “ovule,” though, thank you!