Kevin Costner: I’m a little fancy bowtie boy! Stay away from the Terrible Bear* *(an american cryptid, a myth created by landowners)
Normal non-USians: Chill, we’re just taking photos. That’s just a normal bear. Terrible Bears don’t exist
Kevin Costner: NOooo, the Terrible bear wants to eat you, it can smell you’re working class. I’m safe. By the way I own all the land and I’m a special fancy boy. The special fences show that I own the land
Normal people: 我不相信. 滚
Kevin Costner: shoots his pew pew guns and yells incomprehensible anglo grunts
Kevin Costner: I’m a little fancy bowtie boy! Stay away from the Terrible Bear* *(an american cryptid, a myth created by landowners)
Normal non-USians: Chill, we’re just taking photos. That’s just a normal bear. Terrible Bears don’t exist
Kevin Costner: NOooo, the Terrible bear wants to eat you, it can smell you’re working class. I’m safe. By the way I own all the land and I’m a special fancy boy. The special fences show that I own the land
Normal people: 我不相信. 滚
Kevin Costner: shoots his pew pew guns and yells incomprehensible anglo grunts
Bear: